Me and my best mate (@BRANDOcommando) are sitting one my bed.
I take a drink of my “Simply Lemonade - Raspberry” and say “This is amazing! This tastes like Jesus’ semen!”
I then hand it to Brandon saying “tell me this does not taste like Jesus’ dick” He proceeds to drink some , make a face - and then we die of laughter .
I can’t even look at him without wanting to die of laughter right now .
OH - On a mildly unrelated note , WHY DOES RASPBERRY HAVE A “P” IN IT?!?!
let’s agree to stop puns after December 31, 2013
What’s our pun-ishment if we don’t?
gay marriage isn’t legal in all 50 states but lady gaga can marry the night? fuck her and her robot ass
urban outfitters makes me feel ugly and poor
i love being pregnant because i can eat whatever i want and people wont question me about it :)
you are a 19 yr old boy
youre stereotyping me
when ur upstairs and ur mom says dinners ready